We have had a population explosion in Nida Villa. Turkeys increased by six! We didn’t even know anybody was pregnant around here until we saw the big Tom Turkey passing out cigars. If we had, the Capacity Building and Health Education Program would have strongly advised pre-natal care and birth in the local Health Center with attendance by a midwife. Now that this has already happened, we will concentrate on post-natal care, vaccinations, and advice to the mom about birth spacing. Fortunately everything went well. Mom and the little chicks are fine. Our happy villa is suffused by the warm glow of new arrivals.
We have been traveling again, although only for two days, this time to Battambang, which is a provincial city at the upper end of the Tonle Sap and capital of the biggest rice-producing province in Cambodia. Please consult the pocket map of Cambodia that I mailed to each of you, although admittedly only one per household.. We don’t have an unlimited budget, after all.
Why did we go to Battambang? No, not to see rice. The rice is all harvested. We went at the invitation of a friend who wanted to know the most auspicious date to start construction on her new house. She knows somebody in Battambang who can tell her this. Well, I wanted to see a person who would know when to start construction on a new house. I might want to start construction on a new house myself some day.
We traveled west from Siem Reap on a bus about 120 kilometers to a town named Sisophon (see map referenced above, section 6D). The road from Siem Reap to Sisophon is part of National Highway 6, a kind of Cambodian interstate. It is, alas, unpaved for most of the way between these two cities. Its design is based on the washboard model, so that you feel fortunate that you are in a bus that gives you padded seats and plenty of head room. From Sisophon, National Highway 6 continues west to the Thai border, but we turned south on the road to Battambang. That road was paved.
Our friend, who lives in Siem Reap, was coming from Phnom Penh, and we met her in Battambang. It turns out that we weren’t going to see the man about the construction date until the next morning, so we settled into our hotel and I turned on the TV and discovered that it had ESPN and–are you ready for this?–the AFC championship game between New England and Indianapolis was on live! How great is that? I saw the Colts come from behind to beat the Patriots to go to the Super Bowl. In Battambang I saw this! Then I watched the Super Bowl, which started at 6:00 a.m. Monday morning, here in the comfort of our little villa.
You may be wondering if I have forgotten that this is a blog about Cambodia. OK, you’re picture starved. Be patient.
The next morning we had to be ready at 5:00 a.m. We (nine of us) piled into our friend’s 4WD Land Cruiser and set out well before daybreak along another unpaved road deep into the countryside, passing large trucks carrying bags of rice coming the other way. I mention that not because you might be wondering what those trucks are doing so early in the morning but because we are well into the dry season now and all the mud on these dirt roads that I described in an earlier posting is now dust. Do you know how much dust a large truck on these roads leaves floating in the air to be caught in your headlights? Yes, you’re right: Lots. So much that you simply can’t see ahead. You know that even at this hour there are other vehicles going your way (not to mention more trucks coming toward you). Many are slower vehicles. Vehicles without lights. There are even pedestrians. And you can’t see more than five feet ahead. But we’ve all got our time, right? If it’s now, well, what can you do about it? So we rush on into the darkness, oblivious to what awaits us.
It turns out we came safely to a market just as light was breaking, and you will be relieved to know I got a picture or two, so this dreadful narrative will be interrupted by an illustration in just a second. This was a crowded country market that straddled the road, with vehicles of every description chugging up and down slowly to avoid all the foot traffic in the narrow passage between the market on one side of the road and the same market on the other. Eggs piled high here, tangerines there. Here is a picture of the road with vehicles and pedestrians between the market on either side.
You’ll see more of that strange looking vehicle in another photo, but note that it moves slowly and has no lights. Something to think about if you are roaring through an impenetrable cloud of dust in your Land Cruiser without regard for what might be ahead.
Another picture shows one of the large trucks that run up and down the road carrying rice and other things. It’s going to take a little while for this truck to squeeze through the market. The driver’s got lots of people and things in front of him that need to get out of the way. At least he’s going slow, so there’s no cloud of dust, and it’s daylight, so he can see.
Directly on the other side of the road, this woman prepares for a big day at the store. I wonder if she’s got anything on sale?
This gentleman is waiting for the return of his riders, whom he has brought to market. Notice the self-confidence, the swagger even? The cane is a very nice touch. He owns this country bus. It can hold at least 25 people, all pulled by one motorcycle. He will drive up and down country roads like this all day, taking on and dropping off passengers wherever they want. With volume, he can offer ridiculously low prices, which is the only way these people can afford to ride.
Speaking of low prices, you may remember that the Angkor Hospital for Children, in accordance with Ministry of Health policy, charges each patient 1,000 Riel. That includes, if necessary, seeing a doctor, getting a prescription, having surgery, spending a few nights as an inpatient. No matter how extensive the patient’s needs, the charge is 1,000 Riel, or 25 cents US, and even that is waived for patients who can’t afford it. The hospital is not a for-profit institution. It recoups next to nothing from the patients it treats. That’s why it needs your donations. There. I didn’t even show you a picture of a child, much less a weeping child, and you are reaching for your checkbook already. Thank you. I guess I owe you a picture of a child:
Whoops. That’s a tree. A strangler fig, I believe. Those are the trees with big roots that grab and tear apart the stones of the monuments at Angkor. Big tree, big roots.
Here’s a little Cambodian child. See that red spot on his chin? This kid needs to go to Angkor Hospital for Children! In those ragged clothes, he looks like his mom must be quite poor, but that doesn’t matter at this hospital. Did you know that most kids who go to Angkor Hospital for Children suffer from more than one thing? They may go in for a red spot on their chin, but the doctors find malnutrition and TB too, so they treat it all.
Speaking of cents, as we were a minute ago, you may remember that I told you that the US dollar is accepted everywhere in Cambodia as a medium of exchange. I have heard from a fellow Peace Corps Volunteer who recently visited and from reading an article in the Cambodia Daily newspaper of a scam that is taking place at the border where people make a land crossing from Thailand to Cambodia. According to the newspaper, the guides on the tour buses tell tourists that King Sihamoni is advising Cambodians that they should not accept US dollars but should favor their own currency. The guide also tells the tourists that there are no ATM machines in Siem Reap, which is where all the tourists are going, so the tourists better change their dollars to Riel at the border.
It shouldn’t be hard to put yourselves in the tourists’ shoes: first trip to Cambodia, excited about seeing Angkor Wat, the guide has been informative and helpful, the story sounds plausible (imagine, the king says this!). So you rush to the first money changer you see as soon as you walk across the border (the bus doesn’t cross the border). You don’t know what you will have to spend, so you exchange, say, three hundred dollars. You learn later, when it’s too late, that despite the staggering amount of 800,000 or so riel you put in your pocket, you should have gotten well over a million. I don’t expect that my affluent readers will make the crossing on land (unless, as a former Peace Corps Volunteer, your reputation rests on doing it the way the locals do it), but, sad to say, these things happen sometimes in Cambodia. I’m glad there are no scam artists in America!
Back to our trip to Battambang. Remember that odd-looking vehicle in the first picture above? Well, here it is with a better view. You see them all over in rural areas. They are mainly used to transport things–bags of rice, stacks of rice straw–although some also transport people, with or without the things.
Remember those Mad Max movies of post-apocalyptic Australia from twenty or twenty-five years ago? Here is another vehicle that seems to have been purchased from that film company:
And another. You wonder how they can keep these trucks working. Not with original manufacturer’s parts, that’s for sure.
This posting is supposed to be about getting a date to begin construction on a house, however, so let’s return to that subject. After the market we went in search of the man who could tell our friend when to begin. We found him in a rather nice house: Cement, two stories, some odd touches that you see here and there, for example a low ceiling in a stairway that makes you bend over lest you bump your head. We entered an upstairs bedroom used both for sleeping and for divining. While two children of the household played on the bed, our friend and several of her family members were instructed to prepare for the ceremony, which was to take place in front of a Chinese altar with candles, incense, vases, figurines, banners, fruit, and plastic plants.
Here is another view. This is in a bedroom upstairs, mind you. Though I don’t have a picture of it, the ceiling over the altar was darkened by smoke from the constant use of candles and incense.
This is the man who will divine the future for us. He was very specific in giving instructions, even going so far as to demonstrate where people should stand and how they should move. It reminds me of Cambodian wedding ceremonies, where nobody knows what to do. Do I put my hands here? Do I face this way? Do I bow to the senior monk first or just go down the line? Fortunately, Cambodian weddings are always directed by someone who has all the answers, and he sits next to the bride and groom to tell them exactly what to do. This man looks more like an aggrieved fruit vendor than a seer, don’t you think?
Here he is again lighting giant incense sticks. You can see where incense sticks are placed, in the little vase on the same table as the candles in front of the altar. Nobody ever seems to clean out the used incense sticks, which makes it hard to push the new ones down into the sand in that vase without breaking the sticks you are trying to push in. I do that all the time in pagodas, and there is never anyone around to tell me what to do with my lighted, broken incense sticks that I can’t push into the vase any more.
And here are the participants lined up with incense in hand, all stepping forward and backward in unison several times, just like he had shown them.
Finally, the last exercise involved three people in turn holding and then dropping on the floor two oddly shaped wooden pieces which you see the man in the middle here holding. From the way they fall, the seer divines an appropriate date for our friend to begin construction. That date, it turns out, is any time after Chinese New Year! And I slap my forehead and think: Well, of course! It’s obvious!
So we set off for home, all nine of us in the Land Cruiser, taking the paved road to Sisophon and then the washboard road, National Highway 6, to Siem Reap. Those of you who are thinking about coming to visit us overland from Bangkok will do well to remember that you have to come along this road.
That wraps it up, folks. Oh wait. I’m getting a message. About the little turkeys. Oh no! Are you sure? They’re not wandering around somewhere? Could they have slipped out through the gate? You saw one of the dogs.... Oh, my god. Picking his teeth with a little turkey feather? And there’s only four left? Folks, I don’t know if you understand what has happened here. I am deeply sorry to report that two of the turkey chicks have gone missing and are presumed to have been devoured. By one of our fluffy little dogs. We never would have thought this of the little fella. He’s quiet. Seems nice. Wags his tail a lot. Doesn’t bark much, and never threatened anybody. Seemed close to the other little critters. His name? Rupert. Rupert Wayne Roberts. Why do you ask?